Day 20 - Friday I’m alive! But it was close. Without (ever) wanting to appear to show any sexual discrimination, I am sure that one particular demographic of blog readers (which shall remain undefined) will think that I was exaggerating my critical condition, whilst the men will understand what I was going through! Yesterday I was reminded somewhat of when you go into Ikea and you see their automated robots testing the kitchen drawers opening and closing 10,000 times or the simulation of sitting on their sofas to the same degree. (If you've no idea what i'm talking about, look here:            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TqTprBITvQ Well my new toilet door has gone through that same rigorous testing over the last 24 hours and stood up admirably. But, all in all, yesterday was a write off. Stayed in my room all day (other than for door testing). Had some water but no food. For sure, lying on concrete for that long is not conduc...